Charleston Barbie dolls

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Charleston, South Carolina market:

 

Daniel Island Barbie
Daniel Island Barbie

This princess Barbie is sold only at specialty stores in Daniel Island. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
West Ashley Barbie
West Ashley Barbie

The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Minivan, matching gym outfit and 2 children. Traffic jamming cell phone and soccer bags sold separately.
ladson barbie
Ladson Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.
Mount Pleasant Barbie
Mt. Pleasant Barbie

This Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won’t be able to afford any of them.
goose creek barbie
Goose Creek Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
downtown barbie
Downtown Barbie

This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo. Sold only at Charleston Place.
north charleston barbie

North Charleston Barbie

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Ridgetop Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
sullivans island barbie
Sullivans Island Barbie

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Sullivans Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

crosstown barbie

Crosstown Barbie

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
summerville barbie
Summerville Barbie
She’s perfect in every way. We don’t know where Ken is because he’s always out a-‘huntin’.
remount road barbie
Remount Road Barbie/Ken

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

Credit given to the person who started this chain email haha.

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6 responses to “Charleston Barbie dolls

  1. James Island and Johns Island Barbie got left out! They would have been PERFECT too!!

  2. The Ladson and Goose Creek descriptions should be swapped for accuracy.

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  4. I am unable to see the Charleston Barbie pictures and I am dying to see them!

  5. I can not see them either. Needs to be put on facebook.

  6. This an old post and the image source is no longer available

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